Duke Equestrian Team Involved in Own Scandal

I don't know what to say, so I'll just quote:

"We've done nothing wrong, veterinarians will find no evidence—DNA or otherwise—showing that horses have been assaulted, and of course no charges have been filed," said senior Nat Hennerty, captain of Duke's equestrian squad and a two-time Most Valuable Rider, in a prepared statement to the press Tuesday. "I urge the media, the alumni, and the people of the community to remember that we at Duke are an elite university and disregard any obvious hearsay."

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Don't you just LOVE the Onion!?

That was hilarious.

Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.

The Lone Ranger Pope rides at Duke?

No doubt a anti Pope a Dope media scam to praise the rich frat
boys who bring their horses to college. Did you know
Art went to Duke and rode a horse to class?


Nothing the Puppetmaster might have done would surprise me. Absotively nuttin.