The nerve of those damn hippies!!!

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill? -Senator Jesse Helms



To hear tell, there is no place in North Carolina that is farther from the family values agenda than Chapel Hill, unless it is Carrboro. Yes, Carrboro, home to those godless homosexuals and their ritualistic Sunday dancing. Dancing! On the Sabbath! It's hedonistic, it's immoral, it's totally unRepublican.

I've been meaning to do this for some time, but just finally took my camera out to the Weaver Street Jazz Brunch today. You've heard all the snide comments, but what you haven't seen, unless you are from here, is what the Jazz Brunch looks like. So, prepare yourself...










Oh no, wait, that's Republican Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Here they are...



No, that's Republican Senate candidate Jack Ryan...yeah, this Jack Ryan.


On three trips, one to New Orleans, one to New York, and one to Paris, Respondent [Jack Ryan] insisted that I (his wife) go to sex clubs with him. They were long weekends, supposed "romantic" getaways. ... The clubs in New York and Paris were explicit sex clubs. Respondent had done research. Respondent took me to two clubs in New York during the day. One club I refused to go in. It had mattresses in cubicles. The other club he insisted I go to. ... It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling. Respondent wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple watching. I refused.



Now, where are those pictures of the damn liberals that are ruining the fiber of our country???





...no...






...no...ah, here they are.








bastards. Sitting outside with their families and their picnics and their blankets and their kids running around having fun listening to music. Why, I haven't seen anything so disgusting since those old days when people like, well, our parents, used to gather on the town square...like that one there in Carrboro...and they'd, well...they'd listen to bands...and...we'd...run around and...have fun and stuff...

But, this is completely different. This is, after all, a bunch of Democrats! So, even though they are listening to folk music and eating local produce and supporting a local shop instead of Wal-Mart...well, it must be evil!!!

God Bless the Republic.

Comments

What would you rather do

on a Sunday afternoon?

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Damned Libruls

Heh...

Love it Robert. But, look how they dress!!! Tee shirts and baseball caps and shorts. I mean....how radical!


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Vote Democratic! The ass you save may be your own.

Go to Pops in the Park

Up in Raleigh, drink some wine, eat some cheese....

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

A friend has a rescued dog from a puppy mill

it's one of those pocket-book dogs...

Every time she sees anyone with a baseball cap, she tries to attack. The vet at the Rescue told her that these dogs will always have some type of psychological problems because of what they lived through. Said even though it was the only life they knew, the treatment is so Repugnant it affects them for life!

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

My brother and sister-in-law

have a rescued dog. He was abandoned in the country. He is a wondeful dog. They have a bell hanging on the back door and he rings it when he wants to go out. He's really smart, really sweet and really big.

Lovex7

Animals?

I think they look like exotic animals, don't you?

Lovex7

Robert

I bumped this off the FP so the story on Larry would ride higher. We're getting a lot of new traffic today and I don't want to bury that particular story.

no problem

you damn hippie.

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me