Any attempt to override @NC_Governor veto of the Free the Smiles Act (school masking bill) is not expected this week, as Senate leaders are not anticipating any votes @WNCN #ncpol #ncga

— Michael Hyland (@MichaelWNCN) February 28, 2022

Oh, $#!+. Don't even take a bathroom break if you can help it, Dems.

Congressboy @RepCawthorn made the decision when he realized he can't count any higher than eleventy. #ncpol https://t.co/Uou2ORNBlw

— EQV Analytics (@AnalyticsEqv) February 28, 2022

Okay, voters. Doublecheck the map, then file your challenge. Sedition and Treason must not be allowed to slide by.

"We need experience and leadership in Congress. We need resolute leaders who will put America First, America's Families First, and America's Security First." @RepReneeEllmers #ncpol #nc13 pic.twitter.com/G6KQR4MHOS

— Alfredo Rodriguez (@DyceComms) February 28, 2022

Hahahahahaha...sorry, I can't elevate my criticism any higher than that, for now.

For #blackhistorymonth2022, the @UNCSchoolofEd honors the Reconstruction legislator responsible for filing the bill that established it: The Honorable John T. Reynolds. Thank you to @MrRDPierce for sharing this information and image with us! Read more at https://t.co/7CzhYYokOA pic.twitter.com/W5SKt0VqqM

— UNC School of Ed (@UNCSchoolofEd) February 28, 2022

Back when Republicans had integrity and vision.

I will be doing Pints & Politics this Thursday in Cary. I am not sure what I have gotten myself into, but it involves drinking beer and talking politics. #ncpol @dberwyn

BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse, 5707 Dillard Dr., Cary, NC,

March 3, at 6:30 pmhttps://t.co/cNbtUDtHGi

— Andy Jackson (@andyinrok) February 28, 2022

Somebody's already been tipping a few pints. That should be how to "hold" elected leaders accountable. I no longer drink, but if I did, I would need dueling shots of Cuervo 1800 and absinthe to sit through one of Andy's crap sessions...

Casts his lot with Dunkin Donuts, a Massachusetts establishment, over NC-based Krispy kreme. Utter betrayal #ncpol #ncga https://t.co/bCwTf654cT

— Bent Woodcock (@DrJarvis15) February 28, 2022

The only way for me to be sure is to buy a couple dozen assorted donuts from each, and see which one runs out first. Seriously, I am Jonesing for a donut right now...

9/ of Ukrainian heroes to unprovoked barbarism and aggression by Russian invaders. The Ukrainians needed arms and weapons from the United States. Instead they were shaken down by an American President in one of the foulest acts of misconduct that has ever taken place in

— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) February 28, 2022

What Steve said. Trumpers have been pulling muscles and tearing tendons with all the twisting they've been doing trying to distract from this point, but the Impeachment hearings were watched by millions. No amount of twisting can fix that shit.

On that painfully obvious note, here's your Onion:

“Why should I wear masks when birds don’t?”
ICU nurses are already close to their breaking point without having to figure out what the fuck you even mean by this. https://t.co/nHjUH9JQI1

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 27, 2022

I tried not to laugh at this. Tried.