Tuesday Twitter roundup

We're now in the "bald-faced lies" phase of the campaign season:

Which happens to coincide with the "misrepresentation" phase:

Of course that's a cherry-picked, out-of-context quote, which doesn't convey Graig's honest and brave approach to self-reflection. Which is a refreshing change from the disgusting and often illogical attacks by the GOP on our black President:

That's...what is that? You know what, never mind.

And the longer it takes for McCrory & pals to expand Medicaid, the harder it's going to be to replace/restart the hospitals that are closing now.

Because he is the Executive, you see. You're right, I have no idea what he's talking about. ;)

I may be mistaken, but I'm about 72% certain that's Marcus Brandon over on the right, and I'm 84% certain those kids are wearing Lutheran Family Services (foster & adoption) t-shirts. Making me 78% certain this picture does not represent what the Twit in question says it does.

Ow! Poor Greg. He works his ass off, and gets very little respect. And now he's going to have to run backwards...

Not really that surprising. Hopefully Sean won't do anything monumentally stupid between now and November.

Mark Walker's too extreme for 12th Century Crusade times.

Wow. The word "jackass" just doesn't seem to cover it. Not that this will cost him any votes with the Tea Party, but I don't think we have to worry too much about religious African-Americans switching to Tillis over the same-sex marriage thing.

In case you're wondering, yes, this picture won the Internet, for two days in a row. And if there was audio, you'd hear Jesse rolling over in his grave.

Hah! That's the pot calling the kettle a propagandist. Ehh. That was supposed to be a hilarious mixed-metaphor, but my caffeine level is dangerously low at this point. I'll let Carly herself 'splain what I meant:

Now wait just a damn minute. I thought Kay Hagan cast the deciding vote on Obamacare! Are you trying to imply it was a collective decision based on the needs of the country or something? Blasphemy.

Countdown to the right-wing choir blaming environmentalists for the over-production of gas & oil in...3...2...1

Okay, I'm having way too much fun with this, so here's your Onion:

That's not belly-laugh funny, but it's worth an ironic-sounding chuckle. Let's try again:

:) That one did the trick.