Tuesday Twitter roundup

Aw, dang it. I really like her. 18 years is a lot of public service, though. We wish you the best, Susan.

Who (TF) dresses these guys? You know what, I don't want to know...

Alfredo is not the sharpest tool in the shed, if you catch my drift.

Give it your best shot, Destin. It would take 34 (NC) Senators to convict, and that ain't happening. Not just because you lack the votes, but also because Judge Lee was elected, before he was appointed to the Leandro case. You don't have the authority to remove him from either of those positions, and if you try, your ass will be in court.

Lol! There hasn't been a Moral Mondays protest in NC for about five years. So much for your sparkling new website...

Who? Scratch that, I don't want to know who he is...

Note to this (and any other) author: if you find yourself beginning with a bible reference, just tear that shit up and start over.

On that face-palming note, here's your Onion:

It's complicated, man.