People are not joking when they say they have to use a spreadsheet to track all the voting rights lawsuits in NC https://t.co/HWgjU4FtMC

— Kirk Ross (@ludkmr) December 20, 2021

Can't have all our eggs in one basket. Because if the basket gets dropped, all your eggs get cracked. You probably didn't need that explanation, but they don't call me Captain Obvious for nothing.

So thankful to the @NC_Governor and @FLONC for fostering Oliver and Biscuit for Neshama Animal Rescue. Refreshing to see compassionate leaders who put their actions where their values are. #ncpol #meow #fosteringsaveslives pic.twitter.com/gn4E92mPhj

— anne (@vegannedc) December 20, 2021

The Coopers are a class act. Every one of them.

.@RepAdams on #BBB: “The legislative process is messy and often disappointing, but the worst thing we can do is lose our will to work for the American people. We can’t let the Grinch steal Christmas." Says House should pass clean extension of Child Tax Credit. #ncpol

— Brian Murphy (@MurphinNC) December 20, 2021

I agree 100%. There are some parts that are critical, and the Child Tax Credit is one of them.

Have you seen the #BuildBackBetter commercials claiming to lower costs? Really? Biden has not been to a grocery store or a gas station lately! #NC13 #NCpol #NCGOP #EnoughIsEnough https://t.co/7c2LUdaW0x

— Tyler Lee for Congress (@votetylerlee) December 20, 2021

You are a bonafide idiot. The bill hasn't been passed in the Senate yet, of course it hasn't changed anything.

I'm assuming Maddie is complaining about his hemorrhoids? That's about the only translation here that makes sense. #ncpol https://t.co/JmzPHvEjCZ

— McSix (@McLeanSix) December 20, 2021

Speaking of bonafide idiots, here are two of them.

“I guess it depends on what they’d look like from here.”

Plan for windfarm in ocean near Wilmington moves forward.
Locals torn: They like green energy but worry the sight of wind turbines will damage tourism business.

by @GarethMcGrathSN#ncpol #ncga https://t.co/giAlMaLEMK pic.twitter.com/lhoga3LkAI

— Paul Woolverton (@FO_Woolverton) December 20, 2021

It doesn't matter what they look like. You won't have to worry about black sludge washing ashore, washing that crap off birds, entire fish ecosystems disappearing overnight, etc.

The John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act is an inept attempt to circumvent states authority over elections and the will of their people to protect election integrity. This bill is unwarranted and unconstitutional. #voteVillaverde #AmericaFirstPACT #NCCD4 #Ncpol

— Christine Villaverde (@Villaverde4NC) December 20, 2021

The states have demonstrated (over and over) they can't be trusted to uphold our Constitutional right to vote. A real American would already be aware of that, so where the f**k did you come from?

Opportunity Scholarships offer help for parents, children, and North Carolina #ncpol #ncga #nced
LEARN...https://t.co/Z0VKBj752c

— The Better Hour Foundation (@BetterHourFdn) December 20, 2021

Oh great, another right-wing "foundation" supporting religious private schools taking money that should go to public schools. We need a hole in the head a lot more than we need this.

On that disgusting note, here's your Onion:

Demon Kicking Self For Inhabiting Child When He Could’ve Possessed Someone Who Could Buy A Gun https://t.co/173JlFOfhV pic.twitter.com/Hi1QqjCN3b

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 18, 2021

Just ask your parents, they'll probably get you one. *sigh*